The Hamburglar!

To preface the story, Chip keeps a baseball bat next to his dresser in case someone ever breaks into the house - like a bat will keep us safe!

Anyway, we were on our way home one day last week. I don't know if everyone's kids have random thoughts, but both of mine do, and they're VERY random. Jared, whom was almost half asleep in the backseat, suddenly blurts out, "Daddy, do you still have that bat to use if the HAMBURGLAR comes in our house?" All we could do was laugh, and then he got mad that we didn't answer him!!!